الأربعاء، 22 مايو 2024

Watch Your Hat and Overcoat

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Morning Run
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by aod318

I went out for a run this morning, but I came back after a couple of minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I can't run for more than a couple of minutes.

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Watch Your Hat and Overcoat
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Submitted by wadejagz

The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."

Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought of his own coat on the hook. Finally Moshe said, "You, dope, stop watching our overcoats."

"I'm only watching mine," replied Meyer. "Yours has been gone for over half an hour."


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