When You Make Ugly Faces

Do I Look Marriage Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband. "Do I look fat in this dress?" the wife asks. "Do I look dumb in this shirt?" the husband replies.

When You Make Ugly Faces School Jokes Submitted by HENNE Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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