The Irony of the Thousand-Dollar Bonus

Bar None Animal Jokes Submitted by Kathy Harrington During a terrible snowstorm a St. Bernard was sent out with his usual keg of brandy to find a lost hiker. Two hours later, the dog came back to the rescue center with his little barrel empty and a note tucked under his collar. Curious, the chief took the note, revealing it to say, "Enjoyed the brandy. Next time, please send a double!"

The Irony of the Thousand-Dollar Bonus Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. The bonus went to a young woman in accounting who suggested limiting future bonuses to ten dollars.

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