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A Hard Sell

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Being In Prison
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What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee?

In prison you get free health care.

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A Hard Sell
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Submitted by ERS

I took four tires to a friend's garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for me.

"Sure," he said, "but just in case someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?"

"Try for more, but I will accept $20 each," I said, and left.

When I returned, my tires were gone. "How much did you get for them?" I asked excitedly.

"Twenty dollars each."

"Who bought them?"

"I did!"

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