الخميس، 27 يونيو 2024

Better Recipe

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A One Exhibit Zoo
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by ERS

I went to the zoo.

There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.

It was a Shih Tzu.

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Better Recipe
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Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

A well-dressed man approached a woman at a health food store and in a clipped British accent asked her exactly what she did with the tofu in her basket.

She said she normally puts it in the refrigerator, looks at it for several weeks and then throws it away.

The man replied, "That's exactly what my wife does with it. I was hoping you had a better recipe."

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