الأربعاء، 3 يوليو 2024

No Juicing For You

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Texas Traffic
Misc Jokes
Submitted by merk

I was on vacation in Texas, and was appalled by Dallas' chaotic traffic.

I asked the bellhop at the hotel why it was so disorderly.

"In some countries, they drive on the right, in others on the left. Here, we drive in the shade."


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No Juicing For You
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Submitted by wadejagz

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.

Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.

Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."

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