Has It Got Rubies and Diamonds

Never Single Word Play Jokes Submitted by Rolley Marvel Do you know why potatoes are never single in a bag? Because they have a lot of buds.

Has It Got Rubies and Diamonds Doctor Jokes Submitted by HENNE As I was admitted the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet." "Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I ask coyly. "No," he said. "But it cost just as much."

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"Hello? Police? My wife is missing." "How long has she been gone?" "At least a week." "A week?! Why didn't you report this sooner?" "It wasn't until this morning that I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear!"

How can you suspect that your wife is unfaithful? You move from Chicago to Seattle but you still have the same mailman!

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