الخميس، 18 يوليو 2024

Potato Is Bad

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Submitted by pinkgalaxy3

I know I need to build up my fitness with exercise and good health...

But at the same time my body is telling me no whey!

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Potato Is Bad
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Submitted by merk

Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams.

About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad."

She nodded, picked up the potato and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes any more trouble, you just let me know."


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