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I send out a lot of links to YouTube videos. (I watch even more!) It's time for my periodic reminder about YouTube shortcuts to remember. My favorite is > which speeds up slow talkers (and < slows down). The number keys leap through videos: 5 jumps to 50%, 8 to 80%, etc. The right arrow → skips forward 10 seconds (and ← goes back). The up arrow ↑ raises the volume (and ↓ lowers). There are more, too: just press ?.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man walked up to the manager of the Mercedes dealership and said, "My wife just got her driver's license and she wants to talk to you about that Ford in your showroom window." The manager replied, "There's no Ford in our showroom window!" The man said, "There is now!"
One simple question will reveal a natural blonde: "What is it called when a growth is removed from the head?" Most people answer, "A haircut." However, a true blonde will answer, "Circumcision!"
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