الاثنين، 29 يوليو 2024

The Cotton Allergy

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Reading Is Fun
Family Jokes
Submitted by ERS

A mother walks into her own bedroom and is surprised to catch her 10 year old daughter reading her diary. Startled, she just stands there.

"You were right mom," says the daughter. "Reading is fun."

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The Cotton Allergy
One Liner Jokes
Submitted by Grouper Breath John

I had an uncle who was allergic to cotton...

He got some pills for the condition but couldn't get them out of the bottle.

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