Gift From Italy

Helmets, Pads, and Gloves Kid Jokes Submitted by aod318 My nephew came over the other day and he was wearing a helmet, shoulder pads, knee pads, and gloves. He said, "I'm gonna ride my bike!" I said, "Where? Through a minefield?"

Gift From Italy Marriage Jokes Submitted by VOID---Nenad A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. "Thank you, honey," she says. "What would you like me to bring back for you?" He laughs and says, "An Italian girl!" When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good," she replies. "And what happened to my present?" "Which present?" she asks. "The one I asked for... an Italian girl!" "Oh, that," she says. "Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it's a girl."

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