So What's Really Bothering You?

One Dollar per Point School Jokes Submitted by ERS A college professor was giving a big science test. Upon collecting the tests she noticed a note attached to one of them with a $100 bill underneath it. The note read, "One dollar per point please." The professor returned the test the following with $40 and a note attached. The note read, "Here's your $40 change."

So What's Really Bothering You? Kid Jokes Submitted by ERS My four year old daughter had a terrible case of the flu. She was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse. After waiting in the waiting room at the doctor's office for over an hour we were finally admitted to see the Doctor. After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and checking her ears, the Doctor asked my daughter, "So what would you say is bothering you the most?" After a brief pause, my daughter replies, "My little brother Steven, he always breaks my toys."

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[CyberJoke3000] August 6, 2024

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A blonde was bragging to a friend. "I bought my husband a parrot for his birthday. It's so smart, it's already learned to pronounce over a hundred words." Her friend replied, "Wow, that's impressive, but you do realize that he just says the words, he doesn't really understand what they mean." "Oh, I know. But neither does the parrot!"

A woman wanted to buy her newly-retired husband some attractive leisure clothes. She went into a men's clothing store and told the salesgirl, "I'm looking for something youthful and wild in a pair of men's slacks." The salesgirl sighed. "Oh, honey, ain't we all?"

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