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Magician Without Magic

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Soap In My Chicken
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Submitted by Anonymous

Little Henry sits at the dinner table. He reaches for his plate, picks up a chicken leg, and starts to eat. His mother says, "Henry did you wash your hands?"

Henry replies, "No! I don't want my chicken to taste like soap, mom!"

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Magician Without Magic
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Submitted by Adie Peter

What do you call a Magician without magic?

Ian.

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