Absent-Minded Professor

The Nose Word Play Jokes Submitted by Clown Why is the nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter!

Absent-Minded Professor Misc Jokes Submitted by HENNE A professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Professors haven't got bad memory," he declared. "They're not absent-minded. Don't you think I know where I am right now, and don't you think tomorrow I'll know where I was today? Would somebody like to ask me another question?" "Yes," said another guest. "Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memory?" "Good!" said the professor. "I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question."

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