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The Sermon of Good Rest

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Little Johnny Is Telling Lies
School Jokes
Submitted by S.Sovetts

A women is getting lunch ready when the phone rings.

"This is the middle school calling about your son Johnny. He's been caught telling unbelievable lies."

"I'll say he has," the woman replies, "I don't have a son."

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The Sermon of Good Rest
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Submitted by Glen Rae

As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off.

After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon.

The parishioner quickly responded, "Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it."

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