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The Genealogist

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Where I Come From
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Submitted by Pshark1998

"Those are fighting words where I come from!"

"Well, then why don't you fight?!?!"

"Cause I ain't where I come from!"

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The Genealogist
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Foxie

Visiting a genealogist, a man asked how much it would cost to have his family tree traced.

"It could cost thousands of dollars," said the woman.

"I see. Well, isn't there an easier way? A less expensive way?"

"Sure," she replied. "Run for President."

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