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Dumb and Dumber

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Learning About Democracy
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Danny Jackson

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order.

I then picked the movie and pizza because I'm the one with the money.

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Dumb and Dumber
Work Jokes
Submitted by Grampy

Walking through the company breakroom one afternoon, I was impressed to see two new employees, recent high school graduates, reading the newspaper.

As I walked by their table, I heard one say, "It says here that Bruce Springsteen is travelling incognito. I wonder where that is?"

The other replied, "I think it's in Mexico."

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[CyberJoke3000] August 28, 2024

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Bill applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." The hiring manager told him, "We're looking for someone who can not only sell insurance, but can sell himself as well. How does working as a lifeguard pertain to salesmanship?" Bill replied, "I can't swim." He got the job.

A mature female office manager was interviewing a young woman for an office job. "Can you touch type?" she asked. The girl replied, "Oh, I'm just a hunt 'n' pecker." The manager sighed, "Aw, honey. Ain't we all?"


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