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Bee My Honey
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by nerdasaurus

When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...

You know she's a keeper!

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And Scene
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"Are you an actress, auntie?"

"No darling, why do you ask?"

"Because Daddy says whenever you come over, we have a scene."

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