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الأربعاء، 18 سبتمبر 2024

You Must Be a Dentist

Dr. Bill
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Patient to his doctor: "I have forgotten so many things lately, and it's getting worse. What can I do?"

Doctor: "Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. On that note, I'd like to remind you about the $800 that you owe me."

You Must Be a Dentist
Dentist Jokes
Submitted by GJ Winkler

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."

The guy, surprised, says "Yes! How did you figure that out?"

"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."

One thing led to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."

The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, How did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!"

[CyberJoke3000] September 18, 2024

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الثلاثاء، 17 سبتمبر 2024

[CyberJoke3000] September 17, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Rick Beato asks a pertinent question: what's happened to all the bands? Nearly every hit song today is by a solo artist, instead of a group. And those groups who are still around were formed decades ago. Why?
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How do men sort their laundry? Into two piles: "Filthy" and "Filthy, but wearable."

Did you realize that "Dammit, I'm mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit, I'm mad?"