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It's Not for Planting

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Named After Your Father
Kid Jokes
Submitted by chihuahuabulldog

Girl: Were you named after your father?

Boy: No.

Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?

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It's Not for Planting
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Submitted by BeckyJW

A Native American gentleman was at the local home improvement store purchasing a few bags of gardening soil. As he waited in line to pay for his bags of dirt, a guy behind him spoke to him. "You gonna do some planting?"

The Native American man turned to him and, with a very serious face, said, "No, I am buying my land back one bag at a time and I am getting a receipt this time."

The shocked look on the guy's face was priceless.

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