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Little Johnny And Numbers Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 The teacher asked Little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
"Yes," he said. "My dad taught me."
"Good. So what comes after eight?"
"Nine," answered Little Johnny.
"And what comes after nine?"
"Ten."
"And what comes after ten?"
"The Jack."
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Thought Of The Day: She Moved Like Water "She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble."
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