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  			|   						 Wrong Number Family Jokes Submitted by Chloe2015   						  												You have $400 and your daughter calls and needs $250. Later on you son calls and needs $100. 
  What do you have left?
  $400 and 2 missed calls!
 
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  			|   						 Thought Of The Day:  						     						Fighting To Be     						"I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?"
  - Stephanie Lennox, I Don't Remember You   						 |   					 
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