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Why We Vote In November

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Your Vote That Counts
Word Play Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein

In a democracy it's your vote that counts...

In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!

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Why We Vote In November
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Submitted by Mac

Old man walks up and says, "For sixty years I've been trying to figure out why we vote in November. Finally found the answer this year."

"Why's that?"

"Better selection of turkeys!"

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