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The Lab Assistant Word Play Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson So I was in the chemist lab and I said to the assistant, "What gets rid of germs?" She said, "Ammonia cleaner." I said, "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here..."

Broken Misc Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken." A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building. "What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. "There's plenty of time left!"

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[CyberJoke3000] November 6, 2024

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My friend lost his homing pigeon. Well, technically, he lost "a pigeon."

For my birthday, my wife decided to surprise me by stripping naked and wrapping her body in plastic wrap. When I got home, she called out, "Honey! I'm in the living room." I rounded the corner and saw her all wrapped up in see-thru plastic. But the excitement didn't last long; she ran off in a hissy fit when I said, "Damn. Leftovers again!"

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