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| Playing It Safe
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous Two men, both married, were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says," You know, I think I would like to die before my wife."
"Why is that?" asked the other.
"Because if she's there when I arrive, she'll be telling a lot of things about me. I want to clear my account before that."
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| Thought I Found the One
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by aod318 I thought my new girlfriend might be the one...
But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I changed my mind.
I figure if she can't hold on to a job, she's not the one for me.
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| Thought Of The Day: Home Improvements "Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family."
- Bo Bennett |
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