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| Something In Her Eye
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Pshark1998 "Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars."
"That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars."
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| Comparing Notes
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."
"Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked.
She responded, "It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without."
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| Thought Of The Day: Don't Take Life Too Seriously "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
- Elbert Hubbard |
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