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Statistics One Liner Jokes Submitted by wadejagz The 50-50-90 rule:
If you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right...
There's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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Nothing But the Truth Lawyer Jokes Submitted by maryjones "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
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Thought Of The Day: Every Strike "Every strike brings me closer to a home run."
- Babe Ruth |
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