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| A Wish Gone Wrong
Puns
Submitted by Danny Jackson A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy."
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
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| Exceeding Expectations
Misc Jokes
Submitted by wadejagz I arrived early to the restaurant and the manager asked, "Do you mind waiting a bit?"
I replied, "Not at all."
"Good," he said, "Take these drinks to table nine."
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| Thought Of The Day: If You Can't Be Kind "If you can't be kind, at least be vague."
- Judith Martin |
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