الثلاثاء، 30 أبريل 2024

[CyberJoke3000] April 30, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Why doesn't America have talk shows like this? Watch Dame Judi Dench's response when she is asked to recite a Shakespeare sonnet ...unprepared.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

It hard to believe, but I used to have a phone attached to a wall and I would answer it without knowing who was calling!

Bubba, newly returned from an African safari, told his friend Pedro of his adventures. "I was out in the jungle, when I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops and smiling. The lion started towards me, I started running. When the lion was about to catch me, he slipped, and I got a bit ahead. The lion gained on me, he got as close as we are, but again, he slipped. I saw a house, ran inside, and closed the door in the lion's face." Pedro said, "Wow! That's quite a story. If that had been me, I would have shit my pants." Bubba said, "What do you think the lion kept slipping on?!"


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الاثنين، 29 أبريل 2024

We Need A Doctor

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International Sarcasm
Work Jokes
Submitted by Adie Peter

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No," I said.

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We Need A Doctor
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Govinda

A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the street, needing immediate help. The victim says that he is having a heart attack. The girl asks people around the street. And a man approached.

Girl: Help, are you a doctor?

Man: I am a doctor. What's going on?

Girl: A Heart Attack!

Man: I am doctor in mathematics.

Girl: He is going to die.

Man: Prove it!


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