الاثنين، 29 أبريل 2024

We Need A Doctor

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International Sarcasm
Work Jokes
Submitted by Adie Peter

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago, Chile in 2009," I informed him.

"Really?" he asked.

"No," I said.

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We Need A Doctor
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by Govinda

A girl was walking on the side walk. She sees a man lying on the street, needing immediate help. The victim says that he is having a heart attack. The girl asks people around the street. And a man approached.

Girl: Help, are you a doctor?

Man: I am a doctor. What's going on?

Girl: A Heart Attack!

Man: I am doctor in mathematics.

Girl: He is going to die.

Man: Prove it!


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