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A Metal Detector Marriage Jokes Submitted by Gegg Smith I got my wife a metal detector as a present, but she didn't like it. Strange, as she always likes to dig up things from the past.

Valid Point School Jokes Submitted by HENNE Summer vacation was over and young Jack returned to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," mother said. "I had Jack with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."

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