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| Ham Dinner
Farmer Jokes
Submitted by merk My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we got a hog back on the farm that's worth at least $137,000."
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| Thief Lending Money
Dumb Criminals
Submitted by KG Raghunandanan Judge to the thief: "Since there is no witness to your stealing, I am releasing you. Otherwise you would have got at least 6 months."
Thief: "Your honor, kindly punish me for at least a week in jail. I have to collect money from a few inmates who borrowed money from me last time."
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| Thought Of The Day: Look Closely "If you really look closely, most overnight successes took a long time."
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