Little Johnny Goes Fishing

Going To A Nude Beach Word Play Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach. It turned out to be a ticket to no wear.

Little Johnny Goes Fishing Sport Jokes Submitted by maryjones Little Johnny's father took him on a fishing trip to Canada. On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, "The way I figure it each fish cost us $400!" Little Johnny replied, "Well, at that price it's a good thing we didn't catch any more of them than we did."

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