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| Banking in Switzerland
Business Jokes
Submitted by Everleigh An American enters a Swiss bank with a giant, heavy sack in each of his hands. He goes to the teller, brings his face close to the glass and whispers, "I have two million dollars with me. I urgently need to open a secret Swiss bank account!"
The Swiss bank teller replies in a normal volume, "Sir, there's no need to whisper. Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of in Switzerland."
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| Keep the Line Open
Police Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous "Hello, police department? I've lost my cat and… "
"I'm sorry lady, but this is not a police job, you can try calling…"
"But you don't understand, this is a very intelligent cat. He is almost human. He can practically talk."
"Well, in that case ma'am, you'd better hang up. He may be trying to call you right now."
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| Thought Of The Day: Last Man On Earth "The shortest horror story:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door."
― Frederic Brown |
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