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| Dating Vs. Marriage
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Raj Padmanathan Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don't like the journey, you can get off anytime.
Marriage is like traveling by airplane. Once you're in, you can't get off that easy.
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| A Mechanic You Can Trust
Misc Jokes
Submitted by ERS Jessie is telling Sam about the new mechanic in the neighborhood.
"I'm telling you Sam, that's a mechanic you can trust!"
"Really?"
"Oh yeah, I thought he was going to charge me a lot of money for a lot of made up repairs, but he didn't. He only charged me for changing the light blinker fluid."
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| Thought Of The Day: Like A Nicotine Patch "Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you."
― E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly |
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