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| Loaning Weight
Misc Jokes
Submitted by MadMark I never actually lose weight anymore.
Apparently, I just loan it out and it comes back with interest.
And lately, I have been getting great rates of return!
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| It's the Only Chance
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren, all boys. The kids always wanted to play ''War'' and Grandpa somehow always got coaxed into the game.
His daughter came to pick up the kids early one Saturday and witnessed Grandpa take a fake shot as one of the boys pointed a toy gun and yelled, "Bang!"
Grandpa slumped to the floor and stayed there motionless. The daughter rushed over to see if he was all right. Grandpa opened one eye and whispered, ''Shhh, I always do this. It's the only chance I get to rest.''
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| Thought Of The Day: For Every Minute of Anger "For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."
― Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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