Old Guy Working Out

Boy I'm Glad To See You Misc Jokes Submitted by Ed ORorke A hunter lost his bearings and wandered around the forest in a daze. Suddenly, he spotted another man. Dropping his rifle, he threw his arms around the other's neck and screamed, "Boy am I glad to see you! I've been lost in these woods for three days!" "Restrain yourself," cautioned the other sadly, "I've been lost here for a week."

Old Guy Working Out Elderly Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.

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