الأربعاء، 10 أبريل 2024

If I Had Your Faith

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Don't Put Off Till Tomorrow
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Alan Valentine

I'm kind of tired of being an amateur crastinater...

I'm thinking of turning pro, but I'm going to put that decision off for awhile.


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If I Had Your Faith
Religious Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Two nuns were driving alone out in a rural area. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline.

"I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamberpot." The nuns agreed that this would be fine.

They returned to the car. As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, "Oh sister, if only I had your faith."

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