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| It's Starting To Rain
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Egbert As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...
"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."
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| The Frugal Man
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. "What happened, Honey?" asked his wife.
"It's a great new idea I have," he gasped. "I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved $1.50 cents."
"That wasn't too smart," replied his wife. "Why didn't you run behind a taxi and save ten dollars?"
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| Thought Of The Day: Not By Chance, But By Choice "Happiness is not by chance but by choice."
- Jim Rohn |
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