الثلاثاء، 23 أبريل 2024

The Frugal Man

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It's Starting To Rain
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Egbert

As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...

"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."

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The Frugal Man
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. "What happened, Honey?" asked his wife.

"It's a great new idea I have," he gasped. "I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved $1.50 cents."

"That wasn't too smart," replied his wife. "Why didn't you run behind a taxi and save ten dollars?"

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