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Watch One Shining Moment from the 2024 NCAA tournament, when UConn defeated Purdue for the NCAA Championship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LtB2gvF0pM
And here the song’s composer tells you the story of its creation and adoption by CBS Sports:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KlQf-yh4uI
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then, you energy!
Lies Men Tell Women: "I'll call you." "I love you." "You're the only one." "I've never felt this way about anyone else." "I've got to work late at the office tonight." "That's the best sex I've ever had." "You've got the most beautiful eyes." "No, I'm not married." "Sorry, I left my wallet and credit cards at home." "You have to believe me: nothing's wrong." "I'm ready to make a commitment." "Except for a beer or two, I never drink." "My wife and I haven't had sex in years." "We'll get married as soon as..." "I'll be home in twenty minutes." "I care, I just need to spend more time with my kids." "I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life." "I've been celibate since we broke up." "I would never lie to you." "Sure, I can last all night!"
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