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The Two Reasons Why Marriage Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there. They have no wife to go home to... or they do!

It's Wider Kid Jokes Submitted by ERS At an art gallery, a woman and her 10 year old son were having a tough time choosing between two paintings. They finally chose and went with the autumn themed one. "I see you prefer an autumn scene as opposed to a floral one," said the gallery owner, who happened to be nearby and witnessed the mother-son interaction. "No," said the boy. "This painting is wider, so it'll cover the three holes I put in the wall."

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