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| Spelling Lesson
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard.
"Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a 'K' in the front?"
After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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| A New Kind of Car
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous At the bar, Tom and Bill were talking. "My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the radiator from a Lexus, and tires from a Ford," said Tom.
"What did he get?" asked Bill.
"Two years," said Tom.
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| Thought Of The Day: The Harder I Work "I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
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