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| I've Got One of Them
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A rookie was calling up his station on his pocket radio.
"I'm outside the Plaza Mall," he reported. "A man has been robbed. I've got one of them."
"Which one?" asked the operator.
"The one that was robbed."
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| Expensive Lessons
Musician Jokes
Submitted by Mounika A father was buying bass lessons for his son. After the 1st week the father asked him what he had learned. The son said, "On my 1st lesson we learned about the E string."
The 2nd week came and after the lesson the father asked what had he learned that week. The son said, "On the 2nd lesson I learned about the A string."
The 3rd week came by and the father said to his son, "You know these are expensive lessons, what have you learned this week?"
The son said, "I quit the lessons, I already got a gig."
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| Thought Of The Day: Just Friends "A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other… Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever."
― Dave Matthews Band |
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