A CEO's Confidence

Parrot Talk Animal Jokes Submitted by merk An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, "The parrot I purchased uses improper language." "I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've never taught that bird to swear." "Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor. "But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."

A CEO's Confidence Airplane Jokes Submitted by indianyogi A hypothetical situation where 20 CEO's board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature Pilot less technology: It is an un-crewed aircraft. Each one of the CEO's is then told, privately, that their company's software is Aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEO's promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed, asked why he is so confident in this first un-crewed flight, he replies "If it is the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." This is Confidence!

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