الجمعة، 26 أبريل 2024

Hospital Regulations

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Family Jokes
Submitted by Dan the Man 009

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own."

One of them said, "So will you."

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Hospital Regulations
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need Sam's help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to the elevator. On the way down Sam asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She is till upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

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