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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
It hard to believe, but I used to have a phone attached to a wall and I would answer it without knowing who was calling!
Bubba, newly returned from an African safari, told his friend Pedro of his adventures. "I was out in the jungle, when I heard a noise in the bush behind me. Looking back, I saw a huge lion, licking his chops and smiling. The lion started towards me, I started running. When the lion was about to catch me, he slipped, and I got a bit ahead. The lion gained on me, he got as close as we are, but again, he slipped. I saw a house, ran inside, and closed the door in the lion's face." Pedro said, "Wow! That's quite a story. If that had been me, I would have shit my pants." Bubba said, "What do you think the lion kept slipping on?!"
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