It's the Job

Money Deposit Money Jokes Submitted by Kyoto A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit. Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it." Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"

It's the Job Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by Benjones Two friends met after not seeing each other for a couple of months. Bill: "Jack, you look like you not doing well?" Jack (swiping the sweat off his brow): "I ain't been ill. It's the work doing me in. Working from seven in the morning till six at night. Only one hour for a break. Think of it. Very taxing on ones body." Bill: "Wow, and how long has this been going on? How long you been working for that company?" Jack: "Oh, I haven't been there yet. I begin tomorrow," he added gloomily.

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