[CyberJoke3000] October 31, 2024

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I was sorry to see that Teri Garr died Tuesday. She was in so many of my favorite comedy films. I was lucky enough to meet here back in 2000. R.I.P.
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While on jury duty, one lawyer started questioning us with an intimidating arrogance. "Disregarding anything about cases, you may be asked to represent the people on a jury. Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" After a rather pregnant pause, the judge announced, "I do."

How is a blow job like Eggs Benedict? I don't get either one at home.

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Problems with the Bed

Use Less Gas Marriage Jokes Submitted by Adie Peter My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?" "You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

Problems with the Bed Doctor Jokes Submitted by srinu Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!" "Let me take care of it," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it," said Shakey. Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. "For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

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