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| Cheese You Say?
Food Jokes
Submitted by TMW 1979 Know when you have a problem?
When you stand in your living room to take a picture, and after you say "Cheese", a rat jumps out and says, "Where?"
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| Tears At the Zoo
Animal Jokes
Submitted by maryjones A woman was visiting the zoo when she passed two workmen that were crying.
"Why are you guys crying?" she asked.
One replied, "One of the elephants just died."
"The big elephant must have been your favorite animal in the zoo?" she asked.
"No, Ma'am-- love has nothing to do with it. The boss told us we have to dig the grave."
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| Thought Of The Day: Nothing Is Impossible "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
― A.A. Milne, 'Winnie-the-Pooh' |
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