الأحد، 30 مارس 2025

Community Orchestra Attendance

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Cargo Space
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Submitted by I am innocent

Dad is down at the auto dealership, looking at potential choices.

"Cargo space?" he asks.

The salesman, slightly confused, finally replies, "Car no do that... car go road."

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Community Orchestra Attendance
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Submitted by merk

A community orchestra was plagued by attendance problems. Several musicians were absent at each rehearsal. As a matter of fact, every player in the orchestra had missed several rehearsals, except for one very faithful oboe player.

Finally, as the dress rehearsal drew to a close, the conductor took a moment to thank the oboist for her faithful attendance.

She, of course, humbly responded, "It's the least I could do... especially since I won't be at the performance."

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